Redneck and Gorilla

Gorilla and the redneck
A small zoo in
Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian
determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make
matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of
Billy Bob Burnett, a redneck part-time worker responsible
for cleaning the turtle cages. Billy Bob, like most
rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Billy
Bob was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Billy Bob showed some interest, but said he would have to
think the matter over carefully.

The following day, he announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Billy Bob said, "I ain't gonna
kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to
this condition.

"Second", he said, "She must wear a
'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper
again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "You
can't never tell no one about this." The
keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Billy Bob said, "I want all the
children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was
agreed.

"And last," Billy Bob said, "I'll need
another week to come up with the $500.00."

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