Amish Farmer

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man
> > kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm
> > pond.
> >
> > The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das Wasser nicht. Die
> > Kuehe haben dahin geschissen..'
> > (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have
> > S*** in it'.)
> >
> > The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, 'I'm a
> > Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and
> > English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of
> > Islam, speak to me in English.'
> >
> > The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll
> > get more'.

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