Redneck Hunters

Red Neck hunters

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Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come
>upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size
>of it.
>
> The first hunter says, " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
>bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
>
> The second hunter says, " I don't know, let's throw something down and
>listen, and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
>
> The first hunter says, " There's this old transmission layin here, give
>me a hand, and we'll throw it in and see".
>
> So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three,
>and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking
>over the edge and they hear a rust ling in the brush behind them. As they
>turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the
>hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.
>
> While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
>hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks
>up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
>around here anywhere, did you?"
>
> The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
>here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a
>hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
>
> And the old farmer said, " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
>transmission! "